"Dangerous" Dave Lee
Narrowly missed a game in Collingwood’s 2010 premiership team. Came to Thailand looking for more opportunities.
Alistair "Big Al" Pyers
Sees every free-kick. Pays at least 50% of them. Recent trips to India not helping him put on weight.
Jarrod "Jazza" Roberts
Strong grab, sticky hands. We’ve asked him not to do that before games anymore.
Luke "Jesus" Rogowski
Jesus was here!
Nathan "Kinky" Kincaid
An enigma. Could sleep in and show up at the bar afterwards. Could kick 10 goals from the back pocket. Who knows?
Roger "The Cool Breeze" Sefton
A cross between Peter Daicos and Snoop Dog. Watch for the party tricks after halftime.
Saul "Mad Dog" Morgan
Tough, reliable, solid, and goes all day. Also plays footy.
Simon "Switter" Whitney
Saul recruited him from Tassie after the departures of Hollywood and Mango, just to have someone to drink with.
Tom "Crackers" Keenan
A scary unit. Being on the same team no guarantee he won’t bash you.
Trent "Smitty" Smith
Too fast, too furious. If he’s not limping at some stage it will be a dead-set miracle.
Warwick "Wazza" Baglin
Leaves nothing to chance in his ultra professional preparation (gets his opponents pissed before big games)